RRR: Here come the April Fools

I certainly hope the April showers remain to be April Showers, and don't become something obscene like April Blizzards. And those May Flowers can't come soon enough for me. It's been a long winter. Dr. Phelps said in chapel that it was one of the worst winters on record for this part of Wisconsin. I believe it. It was pretty nasty. And I should know 'cause I was getting my butt out out bed at all sorts of disgusting hours of the morning (btw, there actually IS a 3:30 in the morning! did you know that?) in order to shovel that horrific fluffy white stuff called snow. Anyways, it's the April Showers arrived a day early and that's a good sign because it means several things:

1-It's not snowing.
2-It's too wet for the grounds crew to work.
3-It's too warm to snow.
4-It's not snowing.
5-I actually get homework done this afternoon.
6-The rain melts whatever is left of that nasty muddy snow that looks like elephant poo, AND
7-It's not snowing.

Also, I've compiled (actually made up off the top of my head) a list of things for myself to do for April Fools' Day, and maybe you can do a couple of them yourselves (all two of you that read my blog).

1-Do something unusual... like wear clothes that match.
2-Act like you're up to something and then when people ask what you're doing look guilty and say, "WHAT!!??!!"
3-Eat vegetables. Like, a whole serving. Like, FINISH the whole serving.
4-Tell your friends something totally true and then yell "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
5-Play an April Fools prank on yourself.
6-Attempt to write on both sides of a piece of paper at once.
7-Tell jokes. Music jokes. Lame music jokes.

If a piano is falling down a mine shaft, what key are you in? A flat miner.

What do you call a thousand saxophones at the bottom of a lake? A good start.

How do you get the key of B flat? Swat the stupid bug!

What's the diff between a violin and a viola? The viola burns longer.

What do you call two flutes playing in unison? A minor second.

Why does the bagpiper sway? To disturb the sniper's aim.

If someone can't play an instrument, give him a few sticks and call him a percussionist. If he can't handle that, take away a stick and call him a conductor.

What's noisier than a piano in a tree? A piano falling out of a tree.

So this punk band made up a new riff. They wrote, like, fifty songs.

LOL